Ahmed Ikram

I was born a sweet autumn child with a blue behind and a single front tooth on the 2nd of November, in the year of our lord 1992. I enjoyed the simpler things in life; apples, expensive toys, stealing my mothers jewelry and hiding it in the seams of my pants for no reason other than "it was shiny." I learned to read, write and speak almost perfect and cynical English from watching the cartoon network for close to 10 years. You can learn a lot from The Powerpuff Girls about life. I finished my general secondary education and enrolled in the German University in Cairo simply because we lived 5 minutes away from them. I graduated with a bachelors of pharmacy which I then used to dismal effect before pursuing a "career" in writing. Currently Cairoscene have me locked up in their storage room and they took my phone and please send help.